AGE MEME
x = Yes
> = Half
[x] I know how to cook toast.
[x] I can do my own laundry.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
Total so far = 4
[>] I show up for school all of the time unless I'm sick.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[x] I've never gotten a detention.
[x] I've watched talk shows.
[ ] I drink coffee/tea at least once a week. (No. How the hell does a caffeine dependency make you more mature?)
Total so far = 7 1/2
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 5 in either Spanish/French/German/Italian/etc.
[>] When I say I'm going to do something I always do it.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[>] I study when I HAVE to.
[x] I pay attention at school most of the time.
Total so far = 13.5
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[>] I always understand jokes the first time they are said.
[ ] I can type fast
Total so far = 16
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 20 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it. (YES. Usually within three days of starting it.
)
Total so far = 19
[ ] I knew that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same rhythm. (WHAT? DDDDDD: NOOOOOOOOOOOO. MY CHILDHOOD!!!)
[x] You just checked.
[>] You actually watch the weather.
total = 20 1/2
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GENDER MEME
Your Boy Side
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats. (Not all the time.)
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (
NO.)
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear. (LOL. LOOK AT ME. I'M COOL WITH MAH BAGGY PANTZ. Aha~ well, they're comfortable.)
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.
Total = 16 points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (LOL. Being narcissistic is girly.)
Total = 8
Ahaha. I am exactly twice as much boy as I am girl, eh? Obviously this meme forgets that I possess a vajayjay.
woes of the poor 
Screwed
Hurt
's new artbook <BLUE>. It cost $45 (+$5 S&H) but it was soooo worth it. AND: this one was an actual book, whereas the last one was more like a stack of prints in a fancy folder (not complaining).
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